Rusty Cripple Crank

Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.

"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."

by froznalyve September 30, 2007

Rusty Bounty

A sexual manouvre whereby the male anally stimulates a female mate with a bounty chocolate bar. Eating the bar after is optional.

Did you hear about Katy? She got dealt a Rusty Bounty by Javier

by Dagenham Dave February 11, 2008

rusty parachute

The act giving a rim job to a female while she is on her period. You quickly pull on the tampon string removing the tampon. Then you throw the tampon up in the air and yell " bombs away" hopefully hitting the female on the decent.

After I did the rusty parachute to his mom, it looked like a murder had happened.

by phizzion January 1, 2010

Rusty Blowjob

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and her menstrual blood gets on your dick. It then dries and crusts, resembling rusting metal. The woman then sucks your dick removing the rusty substance.

Dude! Your skank girlfriend gave me a rusty blowjob last night!

by Ahsheit Madroors March 13, 2010

Rusty Sled

When a woman on her period slides her leaking vagina across you leaving a rusty trail as the runners of a sled in the first snow of the year.

Lee, dude, you look like you got run over by a Rusty Sled.

Yeah, I didn't know she was on the rag until she skidded across my chest.

by PerVertical Quay Lude January 30, 2014

rusty tater tots

When you pull a string of anal beads out of a woman's ass and put them in her mouth.

"I pulled the anal beads out of her ass like I was starting a lawn mower. As she started to yell I fed her the Rusty Tater Tots."

by Mustache The Gauley February 11, 2014

rusty lip

Getting soft shit applied to your lips in a chap stick like fashion

Guy 1: wow I have really chapped lips and no chap stick
Guy 2: maybe Karen will give you a rusty lip

by Shome Motion March 27, 2017