Ruben

Is een man die anders is dan anderen, kan heel snel van emoties veranderen in possitieve vorm, zodra hij iemand aantrekkelijk ziet, wacht hij niet rustig af maar pakt haar meteen (van achteren). Dus jij, ja jij Ruben.. gaat ooit iemand vinden die begint met de letter M en eindigd met de u... waarom, nou de letter ‘m’ zit 5 letters achter de letter ‘r’, en de ‘u’ zit 3 letters voor de ‘r’, of.. je liefde begint met de letter R, zodat jullie samen later een feest kunnen geven met een grote boog met de letter ‘r’, dat kost weer een extra letter zodat je nog beter wijn kan kopen

Hey, die Ruben johh, poeh wat een kerel!
Hallo, mijn naam is m&*%@##o, wat is de jouwne?
Een goedenmorgen, ik ben nieuw hier, aangenaam Ruben, mijn naam is R!:#$%#....

by RP05 March 27, 2019

Ruben

A fatass fucking cunt you wanna punch in the fucking face when ever you see him. He's not only annoying, but he's also gay.

"Ruben."

by Wrappedplastic June 1, 2019

Ruben Dos

A term used to raise levels of clout in a set 8 classroom but exclaiming it at high volume.

Teacher: Today we are going to learn alrge ...

Student: RUBEN DOS!

by Big_Up September 16, 2019

Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.

Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!

by kyle4269 October 29, 2019

Rubenesque

A body type that describes people who look like a Reuben sandwich

I know people who look like a Reuben sandwich are called rubenesque but what are people that look like meatball subs called?

by The Original Kweej November 12, 2019

Ruben polar bear

Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot

Bare gassed up Ruben polar bear

by Big h dog! December 11, 2019

Ruben

People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball

Damn that kid Ruben is shrinking

(Person 2)Yeah I know he stoped growing at 11 years old
That sucks

by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 12, 2020