rolands

A really short guy who’s usually as high as the average distance from the ground to a person’s knees.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.

How was your date?
Oh, It was awful! The guy was such a Rolands. He kept running into my knees.

by STD_Saliva_Spit May 20, 2018

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Roland

A rare type of virus which causes the hair of miltary men to rust during war.

Teacher: why is it compulsory for soldiers to trim their hair?
Student: to avoid roland
Teacher:✔✔

by N1ck1 May 27, 2018

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rololdo

when you try to type ronaldo but you dont know how to spell it.

hey rololdo
dony you mean ronaldo

by tony baloni May 30, 2018

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Rolanding

Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.

Is Erik rolanding into the playoffs again? We need to see these rules...

by goldrushatl August 7, 2018

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Roland special

Highly customized Glock pistol, equipped with a red dot sight and compensator intended for long range or dynamic shooting, but more commonly drooled over by mall ninjas.

Guy1: "Hey, I just got this new G19 and am thinking of turning it into a Roland special"
Guy2: "stop being such a mall ninja dude, you haven't been to the range in weeks"

by Definitely a human September 11, 2018

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