Definitions by STD_Saliva_Spit

rolands 

A really short guy who’s usually as high as the average distance from the ground to a person’s knees.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.

How was your date?
Oh, It was awful! The guy was such a Rolands. He kept running into my knees.

rolands by STD_Saliva_Spit May 20, 2018