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Red Rooster

When a man has sexual intercourse with a chicken or rooster (Preferably a rooster, hence the name) And when almost arriving at ejaculation, kills the poultry by breaking its neck, and then removing the head and inserting it into the anus for further stimulation whilst ejaculating as the beak still moves for few seconds after death due to it's nerves.

A Red Rooster provides much satisfaction for those with fetishes as a Red Rooster is a combination of Sexual Intercourse, Necrophilia, Beastiality, Rape and is generally just plain vulgar.
(Whilst on a farm)

Joe: Wow nice looking poultry bob, keen for a uh.. Red Rooster?
Bob: Why thanks Joey, ah w-wait what the-.. Get the FUCK outta my farm!
by PloughDough March 31, 2009
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Red Rooster

A vagina that kinda hangs and resembles a roosters hood.
I finally banged Cindy. She had a big Red Rooster.
by Louisiplaya March 1, 2009
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Rosterbating

Made famous by TV show, The League (FX).

Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.

While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.
I can't stop rosterbating over our lineup this weekend.
by WillFos May 9, 2013
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roosterfish

Rooster - AKA - (another name for a Rooster) A Cock, Fish - AKA - (type of fish) SUCKER

Rooster - Fish conversion
Cock - Sucker
Al and Lisa in York are both roosterfish
by B-Dogg to da G January 30, 2004
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Rooster

(Slang): A pimp.
That guy is such a rooster. Look at all his chicks!
by Accordion December 13, 2010
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Raster Burn

A slang term used by hackers to describe Computer Vision Syndrome (CVS).

Irritation of the eyes that occurs after hours of staring into a LCD or CRT computer monitor, where the millions of phosphor dots start to "burn" your eyes. This happens especially after looking at plain text for hours, such as when writing code.

Using the green-over-black color scheme while coding reduces raster-burn, as does wearing lightly tinted sunglasses, especially if they are polarized.
"The mirrored sunglasses the teenager worn were round and black, John Lennon numbers. Worn to prevent "raster burn" from the phosphor dot symbols displayed on his screen." -Hackers, David Bischoff

guy 1- Damn, I got hella bad raster-burn from that 72 hour hacking marathon I pulled.

guy 2- I told you not to take all that vyvanse man!
by rydog69 September 22, 2011
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Roosterfish

A euphemism for when you can't say "cocksucker(s)." Typically used around mixed company or elder relatives you don't want to offend. Originates from Rooster (cock) and a suckerfish. Useful because the same word can apply to singular or plural targets.
"Did you hear what Jeff did yesterday?"
"No, what?"
"He went up to a guy in a wheelchair and started skipping around him, and then ran off."
<easily offended person walks into the room>
"What a roosterfish!"

<Reading mail with company over, IRS says you have to pay in this year>
"Roosterfish!"
by Roy3030 February 6, 2012
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