ROFL

The act of laughing so hard that you pee a little bit.

Isaiah- "Did you see Jez trip over that bench?"
Micah- "Yeah, I ROFLed!"

by CountryBoy95 August 1, 2011

ROFLAPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants

Dana tell that joke and I started ROFLAPMP

by Luis Castro May 16, 2006

ROFFL

Rolling On the Floor fucking Loudly.

To be used between parties who are each aware of the meaning. In the case that someone sees you using it, you may claim its a typo on wordROFL/word.

How about a ROFFL tomorrow?

by H4Inf August 30, 2003

ROFFLE!!

rolling on the floor laughing.....
take off of rofl

some random:did u see summer hights high last night?
person 2: yeah ROFFLE!!

by $$$MIKEY42$$$ November 27, 2007

Rofflefap

the act of fapping while laughing maniacally. laughter usually results from the material to which one faps. as in fapping to an elderly couple attempting to copulate doggy style.

"ahmg! gramps is gonna bang that wrinkly poon! imma go rofflefap!"

by jennnaayyy December 9, 2008

ROFL Chame

To eat a girl out while she's taking a shit.

Girl: What happened last night?!
Boy: We kind of got to drunk and rofl chamed..

by DisDickIsForBob June 12, 2011

cold rofl

also refered to as "whiskey dick"
when a guy cant get it up or has a raging semi.
cold because he aint gettin hot, and rofl because it is hilarious!

guy1: how was the bar?
guy2: I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but I drank too much and cold rofled

girl1: what'd you do last night?
girl2: tried to have sex with my boyfriend, I dont know what his problem was but the only thing he got was a cold rofl.

by Sunshine_Babe89 December 12, 2009