ribena

best drink ever. red in colour, sweet in taste, glorious in all it's glory. preferred tipple of one Rob McLean and occasional pick-me-up for a certain Jim Bowen. made by little creatures that resemble living black currants.
pronounced: rie-bee-ner

Jim- "Whoa Rob, where's the Ribena?"
Rob- "Dude, where's my Ribena!?"

by failure33object April 18, 2005

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yellow ribbon magnet

A cheap magnetic ribbon which a moron affixes to his SUV, in order to show that he cares deeply about the kids who are getting killed in Iraq so he can keep driving five blocks to rent a video and pick up a bucket of KFC.

I swear if I see another one of those stupid yellow ribbon magnets on the back of an SUV that cuts me off in traffic, I'm going to start taking the bus to work.

by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005

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riblet

A fat, compulsively lying asshole that takes xanax bars all day long, making him crave McRibs from McDonalds. He is also known for starting fights over dumb shit, like a game of cards. and is also known as a huge cockblock because of his dumbassness. You may be dealing with a "riblet" when they do the following:

Take mass amounts of pills daily and has brain damage as a result.
Asks you to pick him up for a ride and lies about gas money.
Lies PERIOD.
dumb fuck
Takes nuts and penis to face when passed out from drugs.
Runs around naked in the middle of the night and pisses the bed.
Causes earthquakes when he makes bowel movements.
Two-time texts because his fingers are so fat the fat jiggles from his finger and hits the send button twice.
A dumbass thief that steals dumb shit, such as your electric razor with all your germs on it.

"Did Riblet try and call you today? He is a fat ass pussy blockin bitch!"

by Young Reezy January 4, 2008

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ribwich

A limited time offer from KrustyBurger, a overprocessed BBQ-rib sandwich. Due to the sauce's addictive nature (it was known for causing death from hypertension with a single bite), it led to the extinction of the source where the meat originated from, the whale.

The last known box of ribwich was sold to a French man who traded his Ferrari GTX-350 for it.

The Simpson's KrustyBurger Ribwich Limited Time Offer commercial:

"Like a rib, it tastes like liberty,
Like a rib, with a barn of sesame"

A steel mill worker strains as he pulls a metal lever

"We start with authentic letter graded meat, and process the hell out of it, until it's good enough for Krusty!"

2 mill workers heave a mature cattle and hurl it into the furnance. Animal-like screaming can be heard in the chamber as the hapless bovine is toasted to ashes. Molten ingot containing the burnt cow flows down the pipe and into a mold. Krusty the clown puts the contanminated metal into a sandwich bun and bites...

"Try my new Krusty Ribwich.. mmmmm! I don't mind the taste!"

by Chang Tan October 2, 2004

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