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Reed

Reed is a very handsome and sexy male.
He had amazing fashion sense and is honest to his friends
Girl: he’s such a Reed
Girlfriend: I know he’s my stepbro
by Tyrobshdhg69 March 17, 2020
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Reed

You are one Reed for cheating on your girlfriend.
by idontwanttobesadanymore June 27, 2020
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Reed smith

The ultimate vape burglar. This man cannot be trusted even if it’s with a penny. This man is like a magnet to electronic cigarette devices, specifically cherry ice. If you have any belongings I would not advice you alert reed about them because he will take that information and do everything in his power to get them in his sticky fingers. He is a class A liar, with 3 scholarships to the FBI. if you ever are unfortunate enough to come across reed smith, say a prayer and run for the hills because he will take your vape and lie about it until the end of his days.
“Hey reed do you still have my cherry ice vape? I gave it to you 10 minutes ago.” Says Aly, “no, this one is mine I haven’t seen yours” Reed Smith replies. See you in hell lying pig.
by Ashy lyn October 24, 2020
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Reed

Loves men and can’t stop sucking dock. He is gay and homophobic at the same time. Super annoying and never gives a fuck. Always wants to have sex with men and sexually harassed his hockey team. He loves someone named Dylan.
Stop being like Reed
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Reed

The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.
Check that old man with his dick in a box
“Oh thats just reed”
by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018
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Reeds School Boy's

A place where only the most psychotic of posh cunts are sent. Also know for its large nonce and stalker population. They are commonly known to the rest of the country as 'slimy'.
Girl 1: Do you know any slimy boy's.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, all the Reeds School Boy's.
by Bill Wedford April 17, 2022
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Reed

The most amazing, creative person one human could ever meet. They are kind, caring and most importantly loyal. One who has the pleasure of knowing a Reed will surely fall madly in love with them, that be platonically or romantically. Those lucky few who are able to grow close to a Reed and form a relationship will forever feel the warmth and comfort of them
“That Reed has to be one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met” “You can say that again buddy”
by teethwad February 3, 2022
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