by DIE May 28, 2003
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Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.
by Ightweed January 9, 2015
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An individual watching online videos who confidently declares that the person/people in the video have died (for sure).
Man 1: Aye! Check out this car Police chase video!
Man 2: **watches** Fuck. Yup he's dead!
Man 1: Nah, he survived! Why you E-reaping niggas?
Man 2: **watches** Fuck. Yup he's dead!
Man 1: Nah, he survived! Why you E-reaping niggas?
by DR RELEVANT February 2, 2020
Get the E-Reaping mug.Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?
Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019
Get the I'm not reading that mug.Noun: A psychological condition in which one can only be motivated to action by the offering of money, usually through the process of "I bet you..." bartering.
Verb: The act of being a complete money whore.
Verb: The act of being a complete money whore.
Subject A: "Are you going to attend your grandmother's funeral?"
Subject B: "How much do you bet me that I will go to my grandmother's funeral?"
Subject B is "Raming it up"
Subject B: "How much do you bet me that I will go to my grandmother's funeral?"
Subject B is "Raming it up"
by Luke McCloud March 31, 2003
Get the "Raming" It Up mug.When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.
1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...
2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.
2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.
by LibraryRapist September 20, 2009
Get the Reading mug.When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.
Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!
by CrazyCatWads August 3, 2011
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