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Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.
by DIE May 28, 2003
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Reading Textbooks

Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.
by Ightweed January 9, 2015
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E-Reaping

An individual watching online videos who confidently declares that the person/people in the video have died (for sure).
Man 1: Aye! Check out this car Police chase video!

Man 2: **watches** Fuck. Yup he's dead!

Man 1: Nah, he survived! Why you E-reaping niggas?
by DR RELEVANT February 2, 2020
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I'm not reading that

A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.
Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?

Person B: *looks it up*

... I'm not reading that.
by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019
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"Raming" It Up

Noun: A psychological condition in which one can only be motivated to action by the offering of money, usually through the process of "I bet you..." bartering.

Verb: The act of being a complete money whore.
Subject A: "Are you going to attend your grandmother's funeral?"
Subject B: "How much do you bet me that I will go to my grandmother's funeral?"

Subject B is "Raming it up"
by Luke McCloud March 31, 2003
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Reading

When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.
1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...

2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.
by LibraryRapist September 20, 2009
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Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen

When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.
Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!
by CrazyCatWads August 3, 2011
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