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reality-pop

A musical genre or style defined by groups such as the Streets and The Artic Monkeys. Essentially a lyrical style that encapsulates ordinary life experience shared by non-celebrity listeners, elevated beyond the banal to a shared meaningful significance in a regional or colloquial speech style. Emotionally charged but understated to maintain street credibilty.
The Artic Monkeys have managed to cosolidate and develop the new musical style or genre which may be usefully described or identified as 'reality-pop', perhaps being first produced by The Streets.
by Peter J Blaylock March 18, 2009
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realitard

A reality TV personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. Similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.
Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.
by SJBTexas January 6, 2012
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reality lag

The feelings and emotion that linger after finishing a great story. Getting over the loss of characters and universe and returning to reality.
Watching that movie about space flight gave me serious reality lag.
by badcity November 22, 2015
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C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.

Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"

Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011
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realionaire

someone who is the realiest of the realiest
you may be real, but ima realionaire
by J.T. of B.D.C. May 10, 2010
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realtorbation

The act, typically performed by a realtor, of dressing up a shit real estate listing using any combination of nonsense, bad grammar, all caps, and cliches.
Hey dude check out this real estate listing:

MODEL VERY RARELY ON THE MAEKET FOR SALE, BEAUTIFUL ONE STORY HOME, ONLY GARAGE ATTACHED WITH THE OTHER HOUSE'S GARAGE, NO INTERIOR WALL HAS ATTACHED. TWO BEDROOMS PLUS A SMALL OFFICE OR DEN, LARGE SIZE LIVING AND DINGING ROOM,NICE KITCHEN WITH OPEN TO DINING ROOM, BREAKFAST COUNTER, AND A LOTS CABINETS. MASTER BEDROOM HAS FRANCH DOOR TO THE BACK YARD, SPICEL DESIGNED TILE IN LIVING ROOM, DINING AND KITCHEN, CARPET IN BEDROOMS, WOODSHUTTERS. IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL HOME, NICE, CLEAN, WELL KEPT. JUST LIKE A DETACHED HOME.TWO CARAGE.

Holy shit bud I've never realtorbation like that before...
by JohnBrandon June 28, 2010
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reality check

Reality Check
"Fuck me, Swansea, you are very expensive and very popular!"
by Krkič April 28, 2019
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