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racoon eyes

I gave the bitch racoon eyes, with my dick. :_) ^^
by Frank Eustace November 27, 2004
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raccoon

A girl who puts on too much makeup for events such as Prom or ball even though they look better naturally without any makeup on. Most of the makeup is concentrated around the eyes and on the eyelid which makes her look like a raccoon turning into a monster. While in the event, all that makeup especially around the eyes will smear and all the sweat will the makeup stream down her face.
Sam: Dude Pat, look at all that makeup that Angie and Jen have on, they look like raccoons!

Pat: Yeah, I know all that eye shadow and stuff makes their eyes look like the black parts around the raccoon's eye. I think Angie is wearing all that make up to embarrass their date.

Sam: I wonder how the pictures will turn out. I think Jen looks way better without any makeup on, I really don't understand why she wears so much. I mean their eyes aren't even that small.

Chao (From a Distance): OMG WHO THE HELL IS THAT! SHE LOOKS LIKE A RACCOON! Oh snap, it is Angie.. WOAH, I didn't think she would wear that much makeup, holy crap. That was totally unexpected, I think Angie looks way better without any makeup on and is super pretty without it. LOOK AT ALL THAT EYELINER AND EYE SHADOW... I don't think they make her eyes bigger at all.. I mean her eyes are already big enough.

Ed: Yep. My girl doesn't have that much on, what do you think guys?

Sam & Pat: Way better.
by mdnyan October 26, 2012
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Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.
I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.
by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017
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Rabid Raccoon

A girl with two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth.
"Give a girl two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth. She will look like a raccoon with rabies(a.k.a. rabid raccoon)."
by Danthebossman1 October 16, 2008
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Squirming Racoon

While a white man is fucking a black girl with his fist and getting his dick sucked he knees the girl on the top of her head then cums in both her eyes while trying to keep his fist wrist deep in the girls vagina.
DOOD, last night after the Klan meeting i gave this negro a squirming racoon.
by Collieman4-20 March 24, 2010
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RacOOooOOoon

Hairy racoon usally found in dirty shurb land
by wookster April 3, 2004
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Racoon

Someone either a girl/boy who you could imagine rummaging around in dumpsters looking for food. They are usually dirty or the type of person you wouldn't touch with a bargepole.
"Geez Louise look at that racoon!", said Jeff pointing discretely at the girl in the corner of the room.
by SuperJeff October 12, 2005
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