ROFLAABT

roll on floor laughing at a bad time

guy 1: i am at a funeral.

guy 2: ROFLAABT!!! ohhh yeah... crap!

by patrick-jon doolan January 20, 2009

roflahaha

Rolling on the floor laughing and having a heart attack

A: Why did the chicken cross the road ?

To get to the other side

B: ROFLAHAHA

by SAGH02 June 15, 2009

Roflblaze

Roflblaze is a new term used for people trying to allow the use of ROFL (rolling on floor laughing) while adding a supposedly cool subject of fire (A Favoured element on such mindrot games such as everquest and world of warcraft). 1) It is mostly used by pretencious 1337 (Hacker for 'leet' or 'elite') wannabe gamers to express their domanace over someone or 2) just to replace certain adjectives, like owned, win etc. 3) it can also be used to insult someones mother.

1) Annoying gamer: OMG dude! I just, like, completely roflblazed you in that SnD Quicskopezzz match on MW2!

Social gamer: At least i dont fuck my hand daily!

2)Annoying gamer #1: Duuuuuuuuude! We totally roflblazed their team!

Annoying gamer #2: I know dude, you what i could roflblaze right now?

Annoying gamer #1: what?

Annoying gamer #2: A double pack of PB & J Gamergruband a Mana potion!

3)Annoyed social gamer: Fucking modder! you're so shit you need a modded controller you little shit, god, play the game properly douche bag!

Annoying gamer: LOL dude! I'm gonna roflblaze you're mom tonight. lolololololol 1 4m 1337 H4x0RrZZzz!

by vKz iPwNaGe April 18, 2010

[ROFL]

Rolling On Floor Laughing.

After seeing a funny fail video, Chris ROFL.

by wtfperson May 14, 2015

Roflcakes

Roflcakes- To roll on the floor laughing while eating cake; To throw cakes into ones mouth that's rolling on the floor while laughing, commonly occurs during receiving a paycheck. Do not attempt Roflakes if you: Have severe chest pains, migraines, or heart problems.

Bob: I just got paid! YAY!
(Does Roflcakes)

by xKattiCraftxYT May 28, 2017

hot rofl

another name for premature ejaculation. its hot, and hilarious.

dude 1: wow look at that smokin chick!
dude 2: dude, dont hot rofl yourself!

chick 1: so how was your date last night?
chick 2: we were just about to do it then he hot rofled!

by Sunshine_Babe89 December 12, 2009

rofl

A term used by angry drivers when there's no time and the navigator is being less than adequate for the purpose.

ROFL = (is that) Right! Or! Fucking! Left ??!!!

Navigator: I think we turn here somewhere. Oh there it is. No it's that one points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver Oh, this one way system has me so confused. Do you remember when we were ...

Driver as the crucial one-chance-only turning rapidly approaches: ROFL!! ROFL!!

by Richard with the Intellectual Cranium January 10, 2004