The Spam Ripper

Phrase coined by local media in Renfrewshire to describe the as yet unsolved sex crimes against young men in the ‘Spam Valley’ area of Foxbar, Paisley. It is believed the spam ripper is responsible for the clandestine bumming of 19
Men, several of whom say he never called them afterwards.
Hey! Have you ever noticed that Hilly looks identical to the police artists image of the Spam ripper?
by Stegner April 11, 2025
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Sheet Ripper

An especially obnoxious fart. Often attributed to the sound, reminiscent of the sound a sheet of cloth makes when torn
"Steve let out a real sheet ripper last night, I thought he'd shat the bed.
by Smilin Wanderer March 16, 2018
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sheet rippers

Sheet rippers can sometimes refer to the description of a lady's pair of high heels. The term implies that the heels are so high (and pointed) that during the throws of passion, her stiletto heels rip and tear the bed sheets.
Sometimes Jane likes to wear her FMBs but she worries about tearing the bed linen. She's got that many sheet rippers, she never knows which shoes to wear.
by Invizibullman May 22, 2018
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