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by Kevin September 4, 2003
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For The Record

What an experienced guy/girl says before they list all the bad things you did while having sex. Happens mainly with people who are undersexed or just losing their virginity.
Girl: Oh, and for the record: You did this, that, these, and those wrong. Next time get it right.

Guy: Can I get a do over?

Girl: No.
by go kart mozart June 14, 2009
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maybe its not depression but a self-inflicted inferiority of personal interest.
I have this idea for an exhibition. I want to record heavy breathing and other noises coming from the mouth. Would you be ok with being recorded? anonymous stuff of course. Let me know.
by Krkič May 20, 2019
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Record of Ragnarok

A manga in which gods fight humans. Helluva hype and amazing, with amazing artwork. Has a bad anime adaptation.
Sanjay : Record of Ragnarock sucks
Gojo :What did he saay?
Sanjay :The anime
Gojo :ok

Record of Ragnarok
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i can't come over because i am recording.
by Tig Bitties December 24, 2005
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The Record

A corrupt newspaper produced by students from St. John's University and the College of St. Benedict in Minnesota. Not only do they spend a lot of the student's tuition money producing worthless content that makes my elementary school paper look like the New York Times, they also do not have any clear writing skills to captivate their audience. Also, whoever writes their headlines must have brain damage.

Recently, they posted a joke edition of their newspaper and, honestly, I could not tell the difference between this paper and their "serious" ones. I happened to have also noticed that they quoted my definition of a "Bennie" in their article about obesity at CSB. I am not sure how this article did not make the "serious" version of the record because this article is without a doubt true. If you want proof, go to Gorecki during one of the feeding times. It is like watching pigs eating out of a slopper, but much less graceful.

The reason why I have to comment on this article is because they misquoted me. They changed my example of "Precious" to "Fat Albert" and took out key parts of the definition like how the Bennies allude to "Benedictine and biblical bullshit" when they are eating. So not only do they talk about worthless information, but they also censor the paper in order to not offend anyone--which is bullshit because if a Bennie was offended, it might try to lose a couple pounds. If the schools knew what was best, they would drop this sorry excuse for a newspaper.
Do you have The Record ?" "No, sorry" "Too Bad, I need something to wipe my ass with."
by AI B0T December 12, 2010
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To get killed. To be brutally slaughtered.
"You can't just get away with ganking my motorscooter! You gonna get recorded!
by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005
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