Nebraska Top-Ramen

when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.

hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?

by lucifer killed yo mom December 11, 2007

fueled by ramen

a popular record company that has acts like Foul Out Boy, sorry, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., Panic! At The Disco, and bands aiming for preteen girls and guys who have been dropped when they where born. This company is the biggest threat US and the world faces today. "Cool parents" support bands like these so they can blind their children from knowing of great bands. Fall Out Boy is one of the most untalented and worst band to have existed in the Earth. These so-called punk bands should be fed to Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, Dead Boys, and GG Allin. Guys who think they are hardcore for liking bands from Fueled By Ramen should castrated and hit with a hammer to save the world.

Fall Out Boy: Oh we'e so hardcore that we obey the rules in school. Soon enough, the young girls will be ours.

Parent: we cannot let our child listen to Led Zeppelin!

Guy 1: Why not?

Parent: cause Led Zeppelin is too talented!

Guy 1: What about Black Flag or New York Dolls?

Parent: NO! They're talented as well!

Guy 1: Then what can they listen to?

Parent: Bands from Fueled By Ramen, so my teens will stay stupid as they already are! Thanks to MTV, OC, American Idol, and High School Musical

Guy 2: You know what! There are many ways to get what you want, I use the best! I use anarchy! (pulls out a guitar and plays)

Parent: Oh no, music that relies on music rather popularity! (explode)

by sleez boy February 27, 2008

Best Ramen Noodle Maker

It is a person who has defined the skill of cooking the ramen noodle. Years of practice and true grace allows this person to call themselves the best ramen noodle maker

Bryan is a guru of ramen noodles; he is the best ramen noodle maker.

by -the mom January 8, 2013

the ramen burger

It is a regular burger, but with Ramen noodles instead of buns. This is usually eaten if food stamps didn't come in yet and you have no burger buns.

I didn't have any buns so I had to go and make ramen noodle burgers. The ramen burger was a last minute options.

by FakeGhettoRhinestones June 22, 2014

The "Ramen"

This strange, disabled, manchild, is an idiot who just got his sweaty hands on a phone. He is so stupid that the FBI is trying to put him down because his cancerous stupidity is contagious. Even harambe agrees that he needs serious help.

The "Ramen" is currently running around nakid in the wild.

by The "Ramen" January 26, 2017

Juicy Ramen

1. Thick Asian ass

2. Can slurp it real nice
3. Can slap it and jiggle ALOT

4. And is only for Shordy's

Shordy can I hit dat juicy ramen

by Yeurrrrr December 2, 2017

Tomato Ramen

Another name for spaghetti. Used to convince your Asian friends to eat at the Italian restaurant with you.

D: Should we go to Il Fornaio tonight?
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go

by Dude It’s Me! October 27, 2018