Ramen

Cheap food for cheap bastards

Dude you eat too much ramen everyone's gonna think you're cheap

by Mythicaldragon65 December 10, 2020

Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

Porn Ramen

Where in pornos where they completely ignore the food the delivery guy brought and start fucking on it.

Dude did you see how that girl just totally porn ramened that food!

by muddymaker23 August 4, 2018

hot dog ramen bowl

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.

Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowl” last night.

by Meater1234 December 31, 2023

ramen

food

dude : What's up guys, I'm trying that NEW viral RAMEN HACK! but with a SPECIAL TWIST... In 1998 U.S. President Bill Clinton ordered the destruction of the largest pharmaceutical plant in Sudan, launching 13 Tomahawk cruise missiles. The plant was pulverised, reduced to nothing but broken medicine bottles and rubble. The U.S. government claimed that the plant was used to make chemical weapons, but officials later said that there was no proof that the plant had been manufacturing or storing chemical weapons. The destruction of the plant wiped out more than half of Sudan's medicine in an instant. Because Sudan was under a U.S. sanction embargo, Sudan could not recuperate for the loss, and as a result, tens of thousands of people, many of them children, have suffered and died from malaria, tuberculosis, and other treatable diseases.

dude 2 : what the fuck

by sillycat13 April 28, 2023

Ramen with mayo.

Ramen with mayonnaise (or with any other noodles, except the spicy ones) is a very tasty combination between the saucy mayo and the soupy noodles, it's even aprooved by jollow2500. "I can see ramen going well with mayonmaise personally" - jollow2500

I really want ramen with mayo.
Have you ever tried ramen with mayo, it's really good.

by atinsh October 10, 2022

ramen aka raman

Raman

Age: 18
Fav color: Sapphire blue
Zodiac sign: AQUARIUSE

Height: 179 cm
Dick size: idk yet
A very nice guy, sometimes i think he is gay but it's okay :'), he likes to dance and to go out w/ boys ( holy moly), i rlly like him still tho cause he cares abt ppl and he is very helping and kind <3 sometimes i wish we lived together but fuck it ( kurdistan yk). E chdi? Thank u for being there for me when i needed. Such a cool guy bxude ( te amo <3)

Ramen aka raman
Heen: Ramannnnn
RAMAN: HAAAAAA
Heen: nothiiiing
Raman: alright ;)

by Neeh April 18, 2022