jit rag

Any piece of material(sock,washcloth,hotel curtains) used to catch or clean up jizz after masterbation.

Paul asked jon, "please quit using my socks as jit rags".

by K-VIT May 16, 2008

War Rag

The cloth material of choice used over and over again to clean up sperm after masturbation. A war rag will typically be used for months before seeing a washing machine, hence it has seen many wars. The war rag is usually found under or near a bed for easy access. Recently, war rags have been found near desktop computers due to the popularity of internet porn. War Rags may be towels, socks, dirty shirts, sweatpants, boxer shorts or any textile for that matter.

As Gary Miller was reaching for his war rag he realized it was missing. Feverishly looking for his prized possesion he found himself in the laundry room. To his dismay he saw his mother throwing his petrafied pair of boxers into the washer. His boxers were no longer his beloved war rag but now a casualty. Thinking quick, Gary decided he needed a new war rag and carefully sacraficed an old Yankees shirt worthy of and capable of handling tons of sperm, just like the Yankees themselves

by General Motors October 24, 2006

lost the rag

To Lose ones temper suddenly and become impatient.

He pissed me off so much that I totally lost the rag and punched his lights out!!!

by ThebesRZ December 23, 2011

Bus Rag

A person who has been "thrown under a bus."

I've been out sick all week and Jason has been telling everybody that I didn't go to yesterday's meeting - straight treating me like I'm some ole bus rag.

by xX Kooper Xx June 1, 2018

skeet rag

Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.

My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.

by Devveyovich August 9, 2009

Dick Rag

A dick rag can either be a rag that you use to wash or clean your tiny dick. The term "dick rag" my also be used in reference to the rag that you blow you huge load of cum into. This may be after ejaculation while jacking off, or when ur pussy ass girlfriend makes you pull out and cum into one of those dick rags.

Emily- "Honey you need to pull out now! Do you have that dick rag? Jeff- "Oh shit I forgot it honey, I guess I have to cum inside you!"

by EricSparks April 5, 2021

Jigg Rag

A term used to describe the rag that you use to clean up semen.

Nah I haven't wanked in a week, I'm all out of Jigg Rags

by FlavorRed May 16, 2019