Bloody Queef Mist

When a girl is having her period, and she lets out a queef and it sprays a bloody mist in her pants.

Travis: DUDE!! Brooke just shit her pants!

Harlan: No dude, thats bloody queef mist all over her pants, son.

by Beau Harris February 15, 2007

queef monger

A female who has way to much pussy gas A.K.A "Queef"

Dam Hoe you are a fucking "Queef Monger"

by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007

Quebeclown

A French Canadian, from the regions of Quebec. Also often referred to as a 'Quebecloune'.

The Quebeclown of an employee didn't understand a word of english.
Those separatists are just bunch of Quebeclown's.

by IINcredible Hulk May 21, 2016

cheese queef

Alternative to douchebag. An annoying, stupid person that garners more attention than they are worth.

Also, a queef that results in cheesy discharge.

"Look at that douchebag over there thinking he's so cool on his heelies...He's no douchebag, that's a cheese queef!"

by schloops March 10, 2009

Quebexico

Like the name the country the province is implied to be comparable to in infrastructure, it is also a place well known for its lax liquor laws and lower drinking age, compared to its neighbouring liquor oppressive province, Ontario. For those that live and drink there, this is the promised land.

Popular tourist destinations include Montreal, Mont Tremblant, and various supermarkets and Costcos in the Gatineau area. They can be spotted with the Ontario license plates all over parking lots, and often be spotted loading multiple 55 packs of beer in the trunks of their car.

Person 1: Hey, I'm gonna be going to Quebexico before the camping trip.

Person 2: Awesome, be sure to bring back enough for everybody!

by yours_to_discover October 28, 2012

queave

vaginal fart; common after rough sex or masturbation, makes loud flapping sound, often found to be gross

Dude, ever got air stuck in ur twatt? Well I did, and now I don't anymore!

by Annie March 1, 2005

cock-queef

(also spelled cockqueef): a quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cock-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005