queef

the sound that T makes when i stuff my arm into her large poon.

God damn T, you fucking whore... you queef'ed like a mother fucker !

by badass mofo March 1, 2004

queef

the occurance of the escape of air that is trapped within the orface of the female sex organ.

"that stripper-bitch queef in kevin's goddam FACCCCE"

by Gabrielle February 18, 2005

queef

when a pussy farts after sex

someone u dont like

did i just queef?

u stupid queef

by kyle yo August 26, 2006

queef

failure,to not complete a task

when shooting pool and on the final shot with only the eight ball left on the table,you shoot and scratch,losing the game.you have queefed.this is one of many examples.it applies to a variety of situations.it's use was popular in the mid-eighties in southwest georgia.

by R. McCarthy September 18, 2008

Chief Queef

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.

Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.

by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020

queef

What me and some boys call people in h.s if we dont like them or like to make fun of him

mike: Yo im hittin this hot girl tonight.
Us: yeah, no ur not, ur a fuckin queef

by and tess 1 November 28, 2004

queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!

I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.

by Tbird January 24, 2007