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queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
by Tbird January 24, 2007
mugGet the queef greasedmug.

queef in a pan

a meal at ma and pa's kitchen
i ordered the queef in a pan at ma and pa's kitchen
by anonymous April 7, 2021
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queef-biscuit

(n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef.
Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit on his tongue while he was "down south".
by Santo Christo de Sanchez September 15, 2005
mugGet the queef-biscuitmug.

queef stroganoff

The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.
Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 19, 2016
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queef goo

When you think you queef, but you actually goo yourself
Oops I just queefed! Never mind I actually just made queef goo! I JUST VAGINA GOOED MYSELF!
by Shanaenaepig May 11, 2015
mugGet the queef goomug.

Unicorn Queef

A vaginal fart after your done doing it from behind while consuming shrooms.
God she ate so many shrooms while I was giving it to her from behind that she did a unicorn queef.
by The Ass Man 9999 August 27, 2010
mugGet the Unicorn Queefmug.

Nigga Queef

When gasses are released from a black woman's vagina due to extreme sex and overload of semen. The stench is almost unbearable when present.
Damn when Zakira unleashed her Nigga Queef from fucking tyrone I thought I was gonna die. That shit was nasty as fuck nigga.
by John Wolf Junior January 3, 2012
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