The Harry Potter

First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo.
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.

Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)

Spencer: Why is your girlfriend so mad?

Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.

Spencer: Airplanes????

Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.

by Hoink Douglas September 26, 2009

Harry Potter Hangover

A hangover so bad it leaves a visible scar.

"All I know is I woke up with a Harry Potter hangover and a road cone, man."

by theadequate November 3, 2009

Bi-puteral

Some one his is very competent with both PC & Mac based computers.

Employer: Which type of computer are you most comfortable using in the workplace?

Worker: Oh it doesn't matter, im "bi-puteral."

by Tha'd be me! January 6, 2008

The Late-Night Pitter-Patter

Not for the faint of heart. When one roommate openly wrongs another in a irreversible fashion, the victimized roommate is then entitled to cause severe emotional and physical stress by slapping his roommate at an unruly time in the wee hours when he is sleeping. Note* the roommate doing the slapping is to do his best to make the other extremely paranoid, vulnerable, and scared to the point where his roommate will not get to sleep for an extended period of time. The person receiving the slapping may cuss, threaten, and even plea with his tormentor and would-be assailant to avoid the malicious attack. However, these wheelings and dealings must fall on deaf ears, as the aggressor mercilessly makes good on his the threat.

The phrase derives its name from the sound the roommate makes as he sneaks his way across the room to the bed of his unsuspecting pal.

You shouldn't have slept with my mom, now I'm going to give you The Late-Night Pitter-Patter of your life.

by Spencer Hills 101 September 4, 2009

a very potter threequel

the imaginary third musical in the popular a very potter musical series. it follows a very potter sequel, and many fans have been spamming darren criss' twitter, begging for such a totally awesome show. we don't know if it would follows harry and co., the marauders, or the next generation, but we do know that it's gonna be totally awesome.

person one; "damn, i wish there was a very potter threequel!"
person two; "merlin's pants, i know. that'd be supermegafoxyawesomehot.

by red vines January 24, 2011

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

The crappy name the Yanks gave to the first Harry Potter book, actually called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Was changed because they didn't think Americans would understand the word philosopher. Which is a good point I suppose.

Me: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first book in the Harry Potter series :)

American Nerd: Isn't it called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? :/

Me: Ugh, I hate Yanks. -.-

by thatdude33 November 3, 2010

Pottermore

Also known as: SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

A website created for entertainment purposes of potterheads everywhere, whilst also creating sleep deprivation in teenagers everywhere.

P1: Why do you look so sleepy today?
P2: Pottermore.

by anotherpotterhead August 1, 2011