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porcelain slingshot

When a poop hardens like steel pellet and receives an extra grunt on it's expel - giving immediate thrust through the toilet bowl at accelerations faster than eminems mouth, disgregaring the twist in the toilet piping.

If the city bubbleyards are within 20km, duck and cover.
Mike, Nev, Brian, and Greg were over for beers and cards when the blasphemous porcelain slingshot from Gregs arse corrupted the entire vicinity.
by heidro January 31, 2005
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pure sodium

To make pure sodium: take table salt and heat it(hotter than your stove) in a metal dish until it melts. Then run electricity through it. Don't breathe the gas. It will then release a gas that is pure chlorine, IF YOU BREATHE IT YOU WILL DIE.

Pure sodium explodes in water so have fun. It also burns through most materials. Enjoy. Don't be retarded when dealing with pure sodium.
Sodium has the chemical symbol Na. Its atomic number is 11, and its atomic weight is 22.9898. The melting point of sodium is 97.8 °C, and its boiling point is 881 °C.
by werwertwgg432 January 28, 2005
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Puce

The ultimate annihilation. An infinite and immeasurable force, simular to that of the Mjölnir (Thor's hammer), exerted upon an unsuspecting victim. It is said that to puce someone is to kill them 868 times over, totally destroying them physically and mentally.
I just totally puced him!
I've been pucing all day!
I've just been puced :(
by FearnD May 17, 2012
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Porcelain Slug

Porcelain Slug N. 1) The resulting sluglike turd left behind when sitting on the toilet backwrds. 2) To leave a turd on the inside of the toilet bowl just above the water line.
Porcelain Slug
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.
by SirIsaacHillary September 24, 2005
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The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.
If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."
by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006
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One percent

Adjective: To go all expense or upgrade something.
"Might even go one percent and order some bacon cheese fries to start with!"

"Damn Todd, nice scarf...is that cashmiere?"
Todd: "You know that's right...1% baby!"
by Staxx on Z1043 November 21, 2011
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Pure love

If you open your heart you can feel the love and purest emotions in the words that he's singing so...into feelings...in his own world.It's clear that he is looking for love that shoud be finnaly the end of his search and he just wants to rest in arms of someone who is giving him so much,much love...... with love to Ville,Panlidija
by Panlidija V. December 8, 2003
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