Primany

Nick name given to the well known and amazing brand Primark.

"Oh wow! You got approached by a brand for collabs'! I hope it's not Primany!"

by Milliemoooon February 16, 2019

Primitivo

Not very bright and very short

Ha another... primitivo

by BlueFalcon6973 March 20, 2019

primitive pp humour

It’s when people will say a word like dick, cock and pussy, then people will bust out laughing. Those people that have no sense of good humour.

“Cock and balls”

“Ha ha so funny dude”

“Yeah i know man i’m so funny”

“No man i just tricked you”

“What?”

“I just tricked you into thinking that you were funny but in reality you got that primitive pp humour”

by Shidman23 May 2, 2022

Primark Queen

Primark Queen, aka Chantelle Seggs (Callum Haughey) is an emotional alter ego on tiktok used to cause chaos and have fun.
Her makeup is inspired by miranda sings who somehow sings slightly better than chantelle.
Chantelle used to date trappy and Jonathan who broke up with her because she cheated with them.
As of writing this, she fell off a chair in a battle against the beautiful iconicmoments in a tiktok battle.
Her favourite quote is "slay" and her team primark is always cheating against team iconic.

Her nicknames include:
Skidmark Queen, Primark Slug, Primark Quiche, Baldmark Queen and Covid Clown/2020 Halloween Clown Vibes.

"Did you hear about the Primark Queen?"

"Yes, she cheated with Jonathan from church"

by Becky Slay Queen January 29, 2023

Friars primary school

The ex-home of the best kid in the world :)

Friars primary school is useless

by Friars primary school October 3, 2019

South Morningside Primary School

A shitschool that can't afford glue sticks but can afford to put a fancy carpet and chairs in the stairwell

Guy: "Omg South Morningside Primary School
had to ration paper!"

Other guy: Yeah they can't afford glue sticks!

by LylacBoii December 2, 2019

Ark Victoria Primary Academy

Shit

Why does Ark Victoria Primary Academy exist

by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019