pretend friday

The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.

Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday

by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019

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Presenfuckingtation

Every university student's worst nightmare is having to look serious in front of 300 of his classmates in an amphitheater.
It's basically presenting some f*cking topic to the entire class because your professor had you do so, and it hurts like a lill' bitch.

John:"Can you come over real quick?"
Jack:"I can't I've got some presenfuckingtation to prepare for monday..."

by Gavriil Ilizarov December 19, 2019

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Pretendigate

To investigate something while playing make believe.

(Thanks to my 2yr old for this lol)

Daddysaurus is hiding, where is he?
Ok let's go and Pretendigate.

by Daddysaurus1 February 14, 2020

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Preheat

A High end WoW raider that Trademarked his name in an attempt to have sole ownership of similar names because he felt 'personally attacked' anytime he saw the name of another Streamer "Preheet". In the later part of 2020 Preheat sent a Cease and Desist through email to Preheet asking him to change his name, claiming in the past he had asked him nicely, which turned out to be edited to say so.

Yo dude, that guy chose a similar name to your's, you should definitely pull a Preheat on him.

He went full Preheat over it, and ruined his career.

by bizquiz October 27, 2020

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Pretendsbian

A female that has good looking privilege & been a serial dater with many boyfriends and has a disenfranchised attitude toward American men thus dating a full blown lesbian in defiance of her contempt for American men.

That girl looks a like a model holding hands with a butch lesbian. That is because she is a pretendsbian.

by imgtrip or Gigs One January 26, 2021

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