Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.

"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.

by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020

Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.

"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"

by imjelqing August 7, 2024

The Portland Curse

When your team drops 4 games in a row to lose the series up 2-0. The day the Black Parade died.

Wow how did you guys sell? The Portland Curse.

by ChopOwl18 May 2, 2025

Huge In Portland

A snarky way of insulting someone or something ( usually a performer) .

Billy : "waw that band was lame "
Joe : "yea they're huge in portland. "

by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025