portable radio

A great price of tech.
It's a radio, but portable!

Yo I heard that guy collects portable radios.
He must like them so much.

by A portable radio collector December 7, 2020

Portable Donda

This is a rare species of lagos boys.

Adeniyi is a Portable Donda.

by Faze Rallison March 7, 2022

Portarius

The spirit of an old greek ruin called Portara. Every second full moon of the month it selects its target (which will be eaten). That person will hear a ringing bell, the frequency of which indicates how close the spirit is to them.

person A: I can hear a bell ringing very fast.
person B: Oh no! Portarius is coming to get you

by tsiken April 11, 2022

Portabator

Someone who likes to strip down naked and hide at the bottom of a porta potty, usually camaflouging themselves with brown paint, and masturbate while people come in and unknowingly piss and shit on the portabator. The portabator will usually hide at the bottom of the porta potty for several days, masturbating relentlessly as they roll around in the piss and shit and reach climax multiple times.

Man#1 "Hey, are you going to the Westville rock festival this weekend? It's going to be 3 days of fun!"

Man#2 "Going? I'll be there all 3 days portabating! Come see me, I'll be at the bottom of porta potty #12. Make sure to wait until the end of the day when your bladder and rectum are full please."

Man#1 "You're a sick portabator."

by Jerrysguy July 30, 2022

Portable Cleveland Steamer

Another name for the Steam Deck, predicted by Gape Newell several years before the actual steam deck was revealed.

The Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It'll provide you some jack pleasure on the toilet. You know whatever you need it for...

by Uncle Gubber September 11, 2023

Ear Portal

The small speaker on a telephone where the other person's voice comes out.

i dont like to close my eyes on the phone because i am afraid that someone will jump through the ear portal and attack me!

by TheAngryZorse October 6, 2009

Colonal Portal

A symptom of severe digestive unease where you have passed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the rectum continue to move waste. Presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a space-time rift deep within the large intestine. - - Also known as: "The Ghost of Shitmas Future."

Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!

by The Mumbling Manchildren December 11, 2017