Portabator

Someone who likes to strip down naked and hide at the bottom of a porta potty, usually camaflouging themselves with brown paint, and masturbate while people come in and unknowingly piss and shit on the portabator. The portabator will usually hide at the bottom of the porta potty for several days, masturbating relentlessly as they roll around in the piss and shit and reach climax multiple times.

Man#1 "Hey, are you going to the Westville rock festival this weekend? It's going to be 3 days of fun!"

Man#2 "Going? I'll be there all 3 days portabating! Come see me, I'll be at the bottom of porta potty #12. Make sure to wait until the end of the day when your bladder and rectum are full please."

Man#1 "You're a sick portabator."

Portabator by Jerrysguy July 30, 2022

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Portabating

The act of actively masturbating in a Porta John.

Mike: "Jamal the security guard was caught portabating during work hours."

John:"Wait, he was caught actively masturbating in the Porta John?"

Portabating by Nothinseasyroundhere January 8, 2021

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Pentabator

Someone who chokes their chicken five times in a 24 hour period.

I have blisters on my dick!
That's cause you're a pentabator.

Pentabator by The Maj March 4, 2011

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Portabortion

The act of placing an aborted fetus in a dumpster that has wheels

Jerry: Man, I gotta get rid of this kid quick.

Mark: Here toss it in this Portabortion

Portabortion by Arghon March 13, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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