poopy squirts

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.

Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"

by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009

Poopy Patrol

A parent leading his or her children, at least 2 of whom are still wearing diapers.

OK, Poopy Patrol, let's go find the restroom and hope there's a good place inside to change you.

by Eduardo Suave November 29, 2011

pooey needle

a needle that is covered in shit which you inject up your ass before masturbating.

chloe had seen a beautiful picture of jack brice and needed a pooey needle.

by Pooey Me July 23, 2012

poopy eye

After smoking marijuana, one eye looks more stoned than the other.

Martha must have been smoking some good shit because she's got poopy eye.

by poopthug May 6, 2015

poopydoopy

A very refined exclamation

Oh poopydoopy, I shit my pants!

by pighyboy February 19, 2022

fatty mcbutter poopy pewp style

an enormously obese transvestite that has duckbutter seeping from the anal cavity of the rectal sphere, while staining the pants and can only be removed with Tide.

Did you see that fatty mcbutter poopy pewp style at the fair last night?!?!!?

by Big Teddy Poo December 3, 2006

poopybuttsjoe

Poopy kids in princeton high school

I saw a poopybuttsjoe in the hall of phs

by POOPMAN August 25, 2004