Pooooong

Playing the 1972 game Pong on your friend's Apple Watch Series 4.

Let's play some Pooooong.

by Red Hawk 445 January 15, 2019

Poo Poo Jacking

The act of masturbating in a portable toilet.

Bill has been gone for awhile. He’s probably poo poo jacking in the Porta John again.

by GetBackToWorkSlacker April 24, 2019

poo poo shit dick ass

When you poop out of your dick but realized the shit smothered all over your dick

Fuck what will I do with all this poo poo shit dick ass on my pee pee whole

by Penisgoblin523 October 24, 2019

Poo Poo Splatter

Another version of the Shotgun Shittys; but the recipient receives the coronovirus from a thoughtless trip to the local Chinese Buffet during another viral pandemic from the asian continent. All dog meat products produced for human consumption are tainted as to strike the hi-fi, large consuming, thick wasted dumb round eye.

Oh shit, I fucked up... I went to a Chinese buffet and contracted the coronovirus. Left there with poo poo splatter.

by Shotgun Shitter January 26, 2020

Pooplovian Response

After there have been shortages, the psychological compulsion people feel to buy toilet paper every time they go to the store and they have it in stock.

Honey, I know we have 58 rolls of toilet paper, but I had a massive Pooplovian Response to buy one more package when I saw it on the shelves!

by TDinKS July 1, 2020

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

Poo poo boring

Poo poo boring is when someone is being boring or something is boring

Emily:Lacy is so poo poo boring Farrell : I know right

by Fazzadazza223 October 11, 2023