ponching

When your friend wearing a poncho tries to intiatate a conversation/date with someone of the opposite sex.

Dusty was wearing that gay poncho last night. And he was totally ponching on your girl.

by TuckHerInn December 7, 2009

FB Friend Poacher

A FB user who searches their friend’s “Friends List” with the intention of seeking out new friends or looking for familiar shared friends. Some FB users consider this to be “stealing friends” and simply don’t like sharing.

Friend #1: "I can't believe she stole another friend of mine! Why can't she get her own friends and leave mine alone!"
Friend #2: "She is such a FB Friend Poacher!"

by Lolita75 January 14, 2010

ponce

a person who hangs around other poeple scoialy and never pays his way ie gets people to buy him drinks food etc but never returns the favour.

thats the 5th pint ive bought that cunt Dave hes such a ponce.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

poached eggs

Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.

Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.

by chief chuckabubba May 15, 2006

pussy poacher

A female homosexual; a complete lesbian.

Did you see Lisa's new haircut? She looks like a real pussy poacher!

by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005

Poached Eggs

Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles

"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"

by Monroe July 7, 2003

poocher pounder

A male homosexual aka...flamer, butt pirate

Man, ya hear about that poocher pounder busted by 5-O in the park last night. He was in the middle of a toss salad when they pulled up.

by Fah Q All June 25, 2004