Dirty Polish Woman

When she pretends to be a lesbian to get away from you just she can go off and whore around with other men.

That Dirty Polish woman was a waste of my time. She only wanted to be the town bike.

by DirtyPolishPerson August 3, 2022

Imma go polish my turtle

When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.

"Aoife i heard you like Cole. But hes my ex."
"Welp imma go polish my turtle BOB junior now TA"

by aoifemxgann June 6, 2017

polishing the trophy

The act of masturbating after a great accomplishment. Also, the act of giving a hand-job to someone who has just won an event.

He will be polishing the trophy tonight.
Greg polished the trophies for the entire team.

by FTH Coug June 13, 2010

polishing the dolphin

jerking off

i walked in the bathroom and caught scott in the act of polishing the dolphin

by carl hern December 12, 2013

Polish Happy Meal

When you order a McChicken Sandwhich without mayo, spread a little ketchup on the upper bun, your own cum on the lower bun. Then scrunch in your fist and use as fleshlight.

I was feeling stressed last night, so I had a Polish Happy Meal

by DJ Pies January 24, 2018

polish cow

DANCE

POLISH COW YEAH YEAH YEAH

by damn the milk December 21, 2020

banana polish

Any kind of hand lotion like Jergen's or Intensive Care that teenage boys use to jackoff.

Mom, if you're going to the store, Brad needs some more banana polish!

by zekebones October 27, 2014