Playing your mom’s piano

Vaginal intercourse with someone’s mother.

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!

A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.

Karen is never coming back.

Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"

Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."

by Eddie Toast September 16, 2019

playing dr phil

fucking with someones head. a clean way of saying youre screwing with someones mind the way playing dr would mean screwing someone

play: so she didnt want to put her cards on the table. but after i was thru playing dr phil with her, i realized reverse psychology would work on her so i acted like i wasnt interested anymore. she gave me her number in 3!

by ed the Word September 30, 2009

the playingo effect

The term used for people that you get the slightest contact with them (even by looking at pictures of them is enough) gets you an increased chance (100%) of autism

i think he got the playingo effect be aware

by AtiPLS December 30, 2017

playing coy

To be perceived as naïve while in reality you are being ignorant at someone else's expense. Usually for entertainment purposes.
Playing "dumb"

"I was just playing coy earlier when I yelled at you to get back to work. I knew you were on your lunch break."

by Dynamaux November 4, 2015

playing without a goalie

Having sex without protection, specifically for the purpose of trying to get pregnant.

Are you and your wife playing without a goalie yet?

by cribbage guy April 28, 2004

playing god

A term for creating or destroying at will, without thinking of illegal consequences. Some one who thinks oneself is god.

Adolf Hitler was playing god til U.S. crushed his Nazi ass.

by Bear9000000 April 24, 2010