Hockey Player

Real men. Everyone else likes to play with balls.

Did you see Jordan staal score that goal, what a hockey player.

No I was to busy watching Nate McLouth play with balls.

by Kayewtie June 7, 2009

french horn player

the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.

bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks

by torontonian 12345678987654321 July 18, 2010

Genshin Impact Player

A certain someone who plays Genshin Impact and has never touched grass or showered in their life. Mostly seen as a disgrace to humanity.

Person: Ew you stink, have you showered?
Genshin Impact Player: I don’t need a shower I have my waifus

by Skriddo March 24, 2022

getting played

when a male or female, pretends to like the opposite sex, while also leading another to beilieving the same thing. Then afterwards only one gets the player. and the other one is left hanging.

jeff tells lisa he likes her. pretends to. while also telling his ex gf maggie he likes her. then chooses maggie over lisa. while lisa had no idea he liked two girls. therefore she was getting played.

by agarvvv July 6, 2008

player

A guy who pretends to care what comes out of your mouth, but really only cares about what goes into it.

Wow, I thought that guy was my true love, but after we had se x he left me...what a player.

by Allahcide January 12, 2010

Well played, sir

A fancier alternative to 'owned' or 'pwned'.

Can also be used as a compliment for a particularly good comment or as an admit to defeat after being owned.

Tom: Goddammit, why is my drain clogged again?

Bob: Because I came in it.

Tom: ...well played, sir.

by Scarletter May 31, 2010

Player

Their lives are a game.. and they are the main players. Object of the game: to sleep with the most women possible.

The players usually have little concept of anyones feelings other than their own, They do not believe that women have any value whatsoever, and they will say absolutely anything to get laid.

player #1 : what u do lastnight?
player #2 : got laid, you?
player #1 : yeah me too.
player #2 : wanna get pizza?

by Shaynerr May 27, 2006