pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."

"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."

by folksinger87 April 21, 2016

Pity Crush

When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.

Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush

by Vacatsi July 5, 2021

Pity Parti

Participating in a call out of pity for the speaker

Dude, my Prof. kept asking questions and no one responded so I felt bad for him and interacted. A fkn pity parti..

by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021

pity likes

On facebook, when you make a witty comment on a person's status and the person likes your comment first, and then, a few minutes later, out of pity for the other people who commented, likes the rest of the comments on her status. This often happens even when you weren't the first one to comment on the status.

I know I shouldn't give a shit, but Miranda gave out pity likes again after I commented on her 7-11 free slurpee status with "never forget." Fuck that bitch.

by mattdoge December 23, 2013

Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.

"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."

by AB1991 February 20, 2022

Pity Fishing

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention

Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling

by bertio mattack December 8, 2022

Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.

Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!

by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014