Pity Parti

Participating in a call out of pity for the speaker

Dude, my Prof. kept asking questions and no one responded so I felt bad for him and interacted. A fkn pity parti..

by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021

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pity smile

A condescending smile from someone who has a need to elevate themselves as better than someone else who may be suffering. A pity smile is actually self centered, and not truly compassionate nor empathetic.

The woman who walked by the homeless man looked down on him gave the man a pity smile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 13, 2016

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Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.

Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!

by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014

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pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."

"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."

by folksinger87 April 21, 2016

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