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pistol parkway

A place in the Bronx called Pelham parkway was given the name by the Albanians whiggers
“Yo I just hit a lick on pistol parkway
by Kastravec October 8, 2022
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Bitch pistol

Law enforcement taser.
Put that bitch pistol away and come at me like a man, Bro.
by A-dub87 September 27, 2023
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Pistol whip

A way to still fuck somebody's pretty face up even if you hit like a vegan.
Vegan guy/girl- Yea, I might hit like a vegan, but my pistol don't. What you think I hit like when I pistol whip you bitch?
by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019
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The Nickname: pistol

If ur nicknamed pistol, your name is for sure peter and ur a dick. One person has probably called you this and u continued to call yourself it as no one else besides maybe 3 people- including coaches
The nickname: pistol My name is pistol and I have a big dick.
My name is pistol and I’m the biggest fucking hardass
by Fuckin bish March 30, 2020
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M9 Pistol

The M9 pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M9 pistol has 15 round mags (Biggest pistol mag.) that use 9mm bullets. It is extremely common (Well, in terms of gun rarities.) being present in all police-themed buildings. The police officer and veteran occupation that you can select at the start of the game have a high chance of spawning this gun in your house. However, as all common things in any game has it, its kind of ass. The gun has a small base hit percentage (Without aiming levels.) and honestly just does really low damage. It'll likely be your first pistol, but with all these downsides, theres actually an upside. It has one of the lowest noise radiuses in the game, only 50 tiles which really isnt a lot. Anyways, back to downsides. The M9 is the SECOND most un-upgradable gun in the game. (The first being the JS-2000) It can only be modified with 3 attachments, Iron Sights, Red Dot sight, and the underbarrel laser. (Please for the love of god dont use the Red Dot for this gun...) It honestly just really sucks, but what much can you expect from the most common pistol of the game? Aside from downsides, upsides are it's common, somewhat reliable at aiming level 4+, and ammo + mags are really common. I really dont feel like this gun is good, or the worst. It's just.....mediocre. But like worse.
Timmy: "I found an M9 Pistol, we have like 15 of these already."

Jimmy: "Just take the ammo and mags and leave it...."
by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023
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Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe!

A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.

start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
Matt-I played Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! and won everytime!

Dan-Let's play now!
by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010
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