When you and your girlfriend are playing soccer and she starts arguing with the referee "you"...you then take off all of her clothes, lay her down, and then run and penalty kick her in the cunt. Your foot should penetrate the vagina.
by Taco9648 February 1, 2015
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Steve: "Dude, brutal party foul"
Bob: "Oh, you best be knowin' that's a penalty shot!"
*punches derek*
Steve: "Dude, brutal party foul"
Bob: "Oh, you best be knowin' that's a penalty shot!"
*punches derek*
by Les Canadien June 17, 2005
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When anal sex brings about extreme pain, typically with the first attempt but has been known to occur in sober women or she just can't seem to relax and let him do his thing.
Also used when referring to the first few minutes of anal entry.
In men, painal can be the excruciating pain that shoots through your rectum without warning, typically in a board meeting or social settings.
Also used when referring to the first few minutes of anal entry.
In men, painal can be the excruciating pain that shoots through your rectum without warning, typically in a board meeting or social settings.
Mike and I tried butt sex last night. Once we got through the painal minutes, I loved it.
Or
Dude, I had the worst painal attack at my girlfriends funeral. My girl thought I was crying with emotion but really it was the painal contractions.
Or
Dude, I had the worst painal attack at my girlfriends funeral. My girl thought I was crying with emotion but really it was the painal contractions.
by KickasstanedaP May 11, 2016
Get the Painal mug.Ye Olde term for a group of penii that have been Castrated from their original hosts.
These colonies exist for the benefit of England, by enslaving Penii they can command them to do their bidding.
These colonies exist for the benefit of England, by enslaving Penii they can command them to do their bidding.
by Deus_ExPimp July 25, 2003
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Would you like a "Pina Colada" tonight?
Or
"Last night, Heath made me a Pina Colada."
"Really?"
"Yes, and he went down on me while I drank it..."
"Wow!"
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"Last night, Heath made me a Pina Colada."
"Really?"
"Yes, and he went down on me while I drank it..."
"Wow!"
by Sheepus Minimus March 13, 2010
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by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021
Get the Penalty Merchant mug.The undelightful mishap which happens during creamation where your Penicular organ combusts, or explodifies.
by Mikey-o April 27, 2003
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