Sloppy Penguin

the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin

"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."

by J-Brizzle January 12, 2006

penguin shit

When a penguin shats, he makes a substance called PENGUIN SHIT

Eat penguin shit you ass belancher

by LUkeAss December 23, 2003

Club Penguin

Humanity's final answer to the question of reality and the human condition.

Club Penguin is the final bastion of hope for mankind.

by Yosheek June 19, 2011

Penguisaur

I hybrid between a penguin and a T-Rex. One of the most vicious beasts in the hypothetical world. Be careful not to to stray to far when wondering the wonderful World of Warcraft. Penquisaurs strike, swift, silently... invisibly... do DO DO do, do DO DO do...

Pete the Penguisaur, the great king of all Penguisauria. Where the war betwen the Penguisaurians and there arch nemesis, the Sealadactals, still rages on.

by Deviant of all things Digital April 4, 2011

Ninja Penguin Buddy

(AKA NPB) When someone sneaks over to your house at 3 in the morning to put a penguin, of any sort, on your balcony using ninja skills. This is usually done to show someone that good things do happen to good people. If the penguin is accepted by the receiving person then the two become Ninja Penguin Buddies.

Dude, have you met my Ninja Penguin Buddy yet? He is totally legit.

by Anonymous Ninja13 January 12, 2009

Club Penguin

A game created by Disney, was shut down last year, some absolute g has republished it, our saviour!!!
In Club Penguin you basically run around a map where you can hit the club and get some mad penguin pussy, go pizza place and eat pizza, go coffee shop, buy some Supreme and Rolex watches with some Gucci aswell, adopt a puffle and starve it to death and tip the iceberg which was impossible but they still tried anyway. Many kids had Club Penguin girlfriends and they go in each others igloos and type shit like *bounces on Dic K*
*Sucks Dic K
You Find that on YouTube aswell, proper weird.

"Let's Play Club Penguin with the lads!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

kobe the penguin

The jesus of all things. kobe the penguin is the best at everything and always will be.

Kobe the penguin beat Jesus in a game of dodgeball.

by mr. hammertime August 23, 2009