Acronym: People Impersonating Kind Energetic Youths
The Government has been aware for some time now that there are a growing number of young travelling folk that have been committing crimes at random. These crimes are often aimed at the hard working people of the country and usually involve theft or fraud. Usually the perpetrator seems to be a nice, keen young person who seems totally trustworthy at first. However, the Government is also aware that they are a minority amongst their people and is reluctant to encourage any form of racism against the communities of the travelling folk.
With this sensitive issue in mind, it has been decided that the people need to be warned against this particular element within the travelling society without offending the community at large and not allowing any stigmatism to the travelling folk. So Police forces across the land have been told to look out for PIKEY’s and arrest them if they are in any doubt about their intentions. Public information films and poster campaigns will be launched to advise people how to recognise a PIKEY and what to do if they suspect there are any PIKEY’s in their area. There is even speculation that new laws will be made to enable property owners to protect their property “how they feel fit” if they catch PIKEY’s on their land.
The Government has been aware for some time now that there are a growing number of young travelling folk that have been committing crimes at random. These crimes are often aimed at the hard working people of the country and usually involve theft or fraud. Usually the perpetrator seems to be a nice, keen young person who seems totally trustworthy at first. However, the Government is also aware that they are a minority amongst their people and is reluctant to encourage any form of racism against the communities of the travelling folk.
With this sensitive issue in mind, it has been decided that the people need to be warned against this particular element within the travelling society without offending the community at large and not allowing any stigmatism to the travelling folk. So Police forces across the land have been told to look out for PIKEY’s and arrest them if they are in any doubt about their intentions. Public information films and poster campaigns will be launched to advise people how to recognise a PIKEY and what to do if they suspect there are any PIKEY’s in their area. There is even speculation that new laws will be made to enable property owners to protect their property “how they feel fit” if they catch PIKEY’s on their land.
Farmer: "I got some of them nice travelling folk in one of my fields last year"
Other Farmer: "There wasn't any of them PIKEY's amongst em' was there"?
Farmer: "I didn't think so at first, they all seemed to be nice C.U.N.T.'s or TWATS. But one night I caught two of the young lads from them nicking stuff from my barn".
Other Farmer: "what did you do"?
Farmer: "Oh, I just shot the fuckers. It's legal now. The Police were ok with it and the travelling folk were glad to have them out of there group too. 'Gives us a bad name' they said"!
Other Farmer: "There wasn't any of them PIKEY's amongst em' was there"?
Farmer: "I didn't think so at first, they all seemed to be nice C.U.N.T.'s or TWATS. But one night I caught two of the young lads from them nicking stuff from my barn".
Other Farmer: "what did you do"?
Farmer: "Oh, I just shot the fuckers. It's legal now. The Police were ok with it and the travelling folk were glad to have them out of there group too. 'Gives us a bad name' they said"!
by jdajuk October 15, 2012
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The pikes won tugs and airband, went to celebrate at 217 and got kicked out for fighting and then went to afterhours with all the honeys.
by rawnasty April 6, 2008
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Origionally a word used to describe Gypsys and tinkers, it has now crossed over to mean the same as 'white trash'.
The house music listening to, reebok classic waring, umbro jumper waring youth from working class suburbs like Bromly or Chingford are often described as pikeys.
It is also used to describe south londoners by eastlondoners, and vice verca.
The house music listening to, reebok classic waring, umbro jumper waring youth from working class suburbs like Bromly or Chingford are often described as pikeys.
It is also used to describe south londoners by eastlondoners, and vice verca.
by kilo lobo August 18, 2003
Get the pikey mug.a pikelet, a small, flat doughy mass which takes approximately 0 I.Q. points to make and cook. even being called a pancake is a lesser insult, as pancakes are at least large and filling. a 'pikelet' is an extremely stupid person.
also available in special cases of extreme pikelet worthy behaviour is the "golden pikelet award" only to be awarded in EXTREME cases.
also available in special cases of extreme pikelet worthy behaviour is the "golden pikelet award" only to be awarded in EXTREME cases.
in dialogue at a hardware store:
customer: "hi, do you have any sparks for my angle grinder?"
assistant: "mate, you are a bloody pikelet!"
customer: "hi, do you have any sparks for my angle grinder?"
assistant: "mate, you are a bloody pikelet!"
by daniel martin January 28, 2005
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Get the piked over mug.A Pikey is very commonly used in Gosport, located in England.
It's originally slang for a Gypsie, however many people will now use it as a term for stealing and an insult.
'Pikey' in English slang could mean a few things but ill mostly mean 'thief'
So if your halfcast, immigrant cat steals your chips you could scream "Pikey"
Pikey is also a verb, for example: "My cat pikeys my munch" translates to ~ my cat steals my food.
~ MLR
It's originally slang for a Gypsie, however many people will now use it as a term for stealing and an insult.
'Pikey' in English slang could mean a few things but ill mostly mean 'thief'
So if your halfcast, immigrant cat steals your chips you could scream "Pikey"
Pikey is also a verb, for example: "My cat pikeys my munch" translates to ~ my cat steals my food.
~ MLR
by Anonymous1029336584 November 1, 2017
Get the PIKEY mug.piker is a ship name of Walker J Bryant & Piper Rockelle there are so sweet, caring and super cute. They meant on August 14, 2019 or idk but there are just neighbor to lovers, but on 2020 April 25 Walker have another crush but piper is happy for walker before but now piper has a boyfriend and walker is happy with her crush ( not piper) they are separated but there memories never die.
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