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pick me girl

basically a pick me girl is a girl that is super attention seeking and wants all the guys to focus on her

( look up pick me girl on tiktok and you’ll get a better idea)
oh yeah, emily, she’s such a pick me girl
by totallly.not.ella July 13, 2022
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Pick me girl

A pick me girl is a girl that will do anything for attention just to be spiteful and show off to impress a boy and make herself the best option
Pick me girl
Josh: ohh I’m going gym gunna get ripped and be the best Version of me

Ella Chloe follows: ohh I want to do that but I can’t be asked I’m to fat I’m not like other girls
by The only real god 2469 July 20, 2022
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Pick Me Bitch

Picked over and chosen last by the opposite sex.
They were both pick me bitches.
by BromanderInChief89 September 28, 2022
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pick me girls

annoying girls who think they are "one of the boys" or say "oh my god! I'm sooooo ugly!" but then the next thing you know they compliment themself a millisecond later. They are also attention seekers and compliment fishers
jason: yea bro i totally wanna hang out with you
kaleb: sure, this weekend?
jason: su-
Pick me girl: Oh my god can i come too 🥺👉👈
jason: nah its just for me and my friends
Pick me girl: I can come too right?? Im one of the boys

jason and kyle (internally): ...omg not these pick me girls help us jesus PLEASE
by edging_in_my_goon_cave October 1, 2022
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Pick me girl

From the word, it's a pick me, someone who is rather... Weird. Someone who wants the boy's attention, like ok Emily hitting on your brother is cool and all but uh... No.
Olivia is SUCH a pick me girl oh my god!
by xenisaskrunklefr October 16, 2022
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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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Pick me girl

A girl who goes out of her way to beone of the boys.” She acts like a boy for attention.
Pick me girl: I hung out with the boys all day yesterday. I’m practically one of them!
Friend: Ugh you’re such a pick me girl.
by unidentifiedskittle November 30, 2022
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