mouse peeking

description of one's need to use the crapper, wherein the need is so bad, a turd is poking our of your arse just as a mouse peeks out of its hole.

Oh man. I gotta go so bad I've got a mouse peeking!!!

by anonymous April 8, 2004

Damien Persinger

Damien is a very handsome man. He’s he sweetest guy you will ever meet, just don’t love on a cat if you’re dating him or he will never let you live it down. He has curly hair and is very caring about you (not really you lol just me) and will be my future husband. (Unless I marry the cat first.)

“Wow, look at Damien persinger. He’s so cute.”

“Damien Persinger has curly hair!”

“Damien Persinger is jealous because of a cat stealing his woman”

by AvaxDamienIrl January 18, 2022

Future persinger

A person who is gonna marry someone with the last name Persinger.

“There comes Ava, The Future Persinger”

“Ava’s gonna be a future Persinger!”

by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

parking knot

The human excretion hole that opens and closes by flexing the sphincter muscle. It is located between the left and right ass cheeks.

Her pussy was getting loose, so I drove through her parking knot.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Parking by Braille

The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.

Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.

Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).

by weaselpuss March 26, 2009

Peaking

An act imitating orgasm or climax in response to another action.

"I'm peaking", I said after Jason introduced us to his older brother, Michael.

by jeongu1004 October 29, 2020