Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

patinet

The fuck you spelt patient wrong whats wrong with you

IM VERY PATinet

by EzioReal February 1, 2023

pattingham brewery

the act of pissing in someones mouth while they hold all of it in their mouth, and facefucking them afterwards

Snes: Hey fat fuck! I just gave someone my virginity.

George: Did you try out the pattingham brewery?

by jac0b_perry March 18, 2023

puting

- a chinese name meaning a graceful botanical living by a tributary, like a tall grass or flower swaying in the wind with resilience, at the place where small merges with vastness
- playfully surreal; exuberant and grounded in being; trim and structured with a softness
- iconic with a twist; change-maker and pace-setter; rebellion in service to the whole

- she is empathy, she is critical thinking, she is brave. she is research, she is the voice of someone too scared to speak up for themselves. and she is valid despite, and in the midst of, all the confusion and self doubt. she is puting.
- spending time with you was a sanctuary, a ritual, an honoring, a brightness! you are puting.

by voice of umami June 28, 2023

Paing

the most amazing boy ever... Sweetest person to ever exist on earth like...he is literally the best! Doesnt know he's the best but it doesn't change anything...still my favourite person. Has the cutest smile I've ever seen and that voice that always melts my heart...The person to show me that realationships can be this happy and sweet and fun. In conclusion, Paing = Lin's favourite daylight lay

Someone : Who's Paing?
Lin: My man, my willow, and my sweetest beloved invisible string

Eww: Hey you dating with Paing?
Kenny: Yesss. Thanks for breaking up with him. Now he's my boyfriend and the best i could ever ask for. Thanks a lot!

by Kennywhosheadoverheelsinlovewi April 10, 2023

Peating

Eating and living in a Ray Peat inspired manner.

I've been dabbling in cocaine and DNP, I'm on sort of on a hardcore peating kick.

by dragonlord1488 July 6, 2023

Plating

Going down and bringing your girlfriend off orally

My bird really loves a good plating

by Mr Hungry August 5, 2023