pasty bitch

Describes the most generic typical white american woman with an unattractive pasty white skin tone. Most commenly named Becky or Rachel.

Rachel looks like a pasty bitch in that dress.

Put some cloths on u look like a pasty bitch

by bqs November 27, 2013

Pasty smashing

A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.

Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"

by DirtyPea May 15, 2012

pantry challenge

when you're long overdue for a grocery run, the challenge of making a meal out of few choices left in the pantry

A: What did you eat last night?
B: I had a pantry challenge. Creamed corn and two slices of American cheese.

by matthewryan June 21, 2006

Pastroni

Making sense of pure humor, non-sense and awesomeness!

That shirt is so pastroni!

by It's Just Me, Ok? July 7, 2009

pasty face

one who sits inside all day doing nothing but play on an electronic device while the weather outside is nice

"what are you doing today?" "oh im playing video games" "fucking pasty face"

by molly486 March 17, 2009

smash your pasty

to insert your penis into a vagina

im going to smash your pasty, adam lankford smashed her pasty, fumper would like to smash pasty, lets go pasty smashing, smash your pasty,

by fumper69 December 22, 2009

pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it

person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!

by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017