National fuck Patrick day

Where everyone named Patrick gets fucked mentally or physically and they don’t like it.

“Me”:hey guys u see Patrick over there let’s fuck him it’s national fuck Patrick day.

“Patrick”:oh shit todays national fuck Patrick day I gotta hide.

by Opfhsbs January 5, 2019

Patrick

See 'cunt' in regular dictionary.

Susan: "What happened to all the goddamn hot dogs?"
Stuart: "Patrick ate all of them."
Susan: "That fucking cunt."

by sooooooo many dicks April 2, 2015

patrick

a guy that is straighter than hugh hefner that is sometimes silly but not too silly easy to get along with but a jerk when he is mad

wow that kid was a total Patrick!!!

by why do u say that August 29, 2010

patrick

a hot boy who gets alot of girls and is goog at sports

patrick

by madougie April 25, 2009

Patrick

A Patrick is most likely to be the most attractive guy in the room. He doesn't care what people think and although he's a total sweetheart, he would do anything to protect you. He always knows when something's wrong. He is optimistic and keeps you on your toes. He's romantic and good at remembering details. He's that guy who will randomly start dancing with you or rip his shirt in public. It's just how he do.

That Patrick kid is my best friend. I love him

by muahahaha98734 October 21, 2011

St Patrick

A servant of God who was ordered to convert the snakes and drive out the Irish. Unfortunately like most of the Irish he was drunk and got it reversed.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland is a myth. The Irish ate them all during a famine.

by benthrer March 7, 2010

sticky patrick

When someone is alseep, jizz in their hand. Then, tickle their face until they slap themselves with the pre-jizzed, sticky hand! It's kinda like the "traditional" joke with whipped cream or shaving cream, but much funnier!!

That guy got sticky patricked last night1

by hizfldskjfsdlakjf August 21, 2006