Pantooie

The God that weilds 12 penises, and each one is longer than the other 11.

Pantooie has graced me with the power of his almighty 12 penises.

by thenameofpantooie June 17, 2010

Pardon your French

When someone says something really crazy,dirty, or really rude and you get sister shook.

1. Billy says "this game is really wierd." So, you respond "PARON YOUR FRENCH BILLY!!"
2. When your brother takes the last pizza and you yell " Pardon your French!" And sister snaps his neck.

by Food_lover_25 June 12, 2019

Parlo

Term used to represent people sexually attracted to Pokemon

Guy: He keeps swampert twerking gifs
You: pff he is parlo

by Theoriginallooter June 26, 2021

Paeton

Really really short. Like 4 foot nothing. Super kind until your friends with her. Then she bullies you. Other than that, she sucks at watching stranger things. Doesn’t know how to stay quiet during mamma Mia plays, loves Victoria secret roses a little too much, and most of all… maybe is good at ringette?? To be honest I've never seen her play. She’s fun to hang around with, does stupid enough things to make you die laughing, and once she gets comfortable with you, will start admit kinks… but all in all she’s quite the something. She’s super fun to be around and do whatever you want. Her flicks also hurt like a bitch. Anyways paeton has long hair. Pretty cool eyes, braces (loser), and an actual sense of style (although I pick most outfits). Her bed is typically comfortable as all hell. She’s pretty flirty when she’s drunk.

Marshall: hey I have 20 dollars

Paeton: Yeah I stole it
Marshall: oh okay :(

by MarshallBirch May 29, 2022

Monty Panton

Monty Panton is a sub-type of rectal prolapse, and refers to abnormal descent of the rectal mucosa through the anus caused by hard anal pounding.

Dam babe u gave me a massive Monty Panton

by llessuR yrraH February 17, 2021

parkoured

To have done the act of Parkour/Freerunning.

Dude, I just parkoured over that gazebo the other day.

by FrizB May 17, 2007

par to the gnar

What you call the person who is almost as good as, or on par with, the gnarzilla.

Hey Brah, G money wrestled that shark again. Shes par to the gnar!

by geemoney August 31, 2006