sexually parched

When it's been so long since the last time you had sex, your genitals are all dried up.

"Dude, I'm sexually parched. My girl took the open sign down. She won't let me tap that."

by Mr. R0b0t November 21, 2019

mini panther

another way to say "black cat" or "black kitten."

dont commit murder, just hang out with your mini panther

by the cooler penguin27 November 16, 2021

10 Paisa Paithiyam

Literally translates to 10 pence bonker, a person who will go to any lengths for personal gain. Widely used Twitter Tamil Language Slur to define an attention seeking kandaroli tweep who recklessly hate tweets everyone who he/she doesn’t like and says whatever the current trend is.

Aadhi: Vijay is the best socially aware actor and politician.

Tweeple: Shut up you 10 Paisa Paithiyam

by tamilcinemareview September 16, 2020

Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021

The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.

Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*

by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021

Pink Panther

A woman's vaginal cavity, or at least what it should be. A play on words derived from the word "Pink," which a woman's clam is often referred to as, and the word "Panther" which is also an animal in the cat family, which is a play on the word pussy, which means both a cat and a vagina.

Jon said "Man that chick's Pink Panther was must of been infected or something, because I'm pretty sure that that cat shouldn't be oozing puss."

by Poop masta flex February 18, 2010

Parchment

State of being relating to thirst.

I am in complete and total parchment today!

by Tromboneguy February 4, 2010