parking weasel

A city employee whose only function is to generate revenue for the city by handing out parking tickets for such ridiculous offenses as "not turning your wheels to the curb when parked on a hill", "no front license plate", or "meter violations when you haven't stepped out of your car yet to feed the meter".

They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.

Attention party guests, if you parked on the hill, please make sure you turned your wheels to the curb, we have a bad problem with parking weasels.

by geedavee June 16, 2010

Arbor parked

Parking a vehicle under a shade tree

Guarav was very sensitive to the afternoon heat so he arbor parked his car in the shade.

by pubed June 22, 2012

shell park

a chill place in Oakville where the bikers go to bike, the skaters to skate, and the girls to watch. many a druggie enjoy their summer days filiming the skaters and put videos up on youtube. all blakelock kids enjoy shell park as it is popular for bush parties.

oakvillian 1: hey bob wanna go to shell?
oakvillian 2: yeah ill bring my camera, you bring the skaters
oakvillian 3: summer rocks at shell park ! woot woot fist pump **

by blakelocklegacy March 10, 2011

park sum

a phrase you and your friends use when your trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a female, but can’t say it out loud

gage: bro she definitely going, and she valid

caiden: ong im finna park sum tonight

by MYMxYRN October 29, 2023

ghost park

The act of ghost riding in order to park your vehicle at Lakepointe.

Yo Roast Beef look in the parking lot I wanted to be in before 9, so I ghost parked.

by Ardi4Life October 29, 2009

south park

A show thats really fun to describe to people who haven't seen it.

There's this one South Park where Kenny gets hit by a bus, and it takes him to Mexico, and he thinks hes in hell.

by It was truth or dare, dammit! TRUTH OR DARE!! March 8, 2005

Abusement park

A place of unusually high attraction for pedophiles, frotteursists, catholic priests and other victomizers of unsuspecting, innocent children; ie. church, rectory, sanctuary.

Thanks to sustained unforgivable behavior and scandalous policy, leaving a child unattended in the abusement park is not recommended.

by YAWA June 5, 2015