Paramounts Kings Island

1) Keeping Cincinnati, Ohio on the map since 1972. The Reds and Bengals don't cut it.
2) Home of the world's longest woody: The Beast.
3) The only place in the world where you can ride Lara Croft.
4) Better than Cedar Point.
5) PKI Breaks records too damnit.

I went to Kings Island and realized it was better than Cedar Point after I rode the world's longest woody at night.

by zoomzoom November 29, 2004

paramortify

The acute shame and horror you feel when your lover behaves in an embarrassing manner.

Isn't that your boyfriend over there with a lampshade on his head and his trousers around his ankles?

Chaysus - I need to date someone who won't paramortify me all of the time.

by Buffycee December 4, 2009

paramus girls

the best girls, deffinately not prude but arent whores and are the best at sports.

the paramus girls won multiple chamipionships in every sport

by kittykattt903 October 22, 2010

Para

The most feared and violent unit in the British Army

Para short for Paratrooper

by Ollie January 2, 2004

Paramore

Paramore is an American rock band from Franklin, Tennessee, formed in 2004. Members are lead vocalist and keyboardist Hayley Williams, lead guitarist Josh Farro, bassist Jeremy Davis, drummer Zac Farro, and rhythm guitarist Taylor York.

The group released their debut album, All We Know Is Falling, in 2005, their second album, Riot! in 2007, and their Third album, brand new eyes, on September 29, 2009. Two of their songs, 'I Caught Myself' and 'Decode' were feautured on the Twilight Soundtrack. (Which sparked their sudden popularity)

The name "Paramore" came from the maiden name of the mother of one of their first bass players. Once the group learned the meaning of the homophone "paramour" ("secret lover"), they decided to adopt the name, using the Paramore spelling.

Some Of Their Best Songs Are:

From their first album:

"Brighter"
"Emergency"
"Franklin
"Conspiracy"
"MY HEART"

From their second album:

"Misery Business"
"CrushCrushCrush"
"WHEN IT RAINS"
"We Are Broken"
"Let The Flames Begin"

From their third album:

"Ignorance"
"Brick By Boring Brick"
"Turn It Off"
"THE ONLY EXCEPTION"
"Misguided Ghosts"

I have a Paramore poster taped to my bedroom wall. And I've lost count of how many times I've kissed Hayley Williams. :)

PARAMORE FTW!!

by biplvr May 8, 2010

Parabola

1.A plane curve formed by the intersection of a right circular cone and a plane parallel to an element of the cone or by the locus of points equidistant from a fixed line and a fixed point not on the line.

2. A guys dick. Term ushually used in math class when working on Parabola's on the graphing calculator and used in funny situations with the math teacher, Mr.Zobel and surounding boys.

"Can i feel your parabola?"

"Man your parabola is huge!"

"Did you see Austin's parabola in math today? It was soooo big!"

"Man Josh went to work on his Parabola today! Did you see him?"

by MeganM October 13, 2004

Panamourous

A term a person might use when they is kidding themself about her gay boyfriend, brother etc… Instead of calling him/her bisexual someone might use the term to further delude themselves of the obvious.

Paul’s not gay, he just, intouch with his sexuality, he’s panamourous.

by cwilly3 June 29, 2008