mixing the paint

Sticking it one hole then the other.

Mixing the paint is not a rusty trombone...it's the other hole.

by Towely_jr December 3, 2013

Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.

Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.

by Redant9000 September 23, 2019

Paint the stall

When you have explosive diarrhea and you barely get your pants off when your shit sprays at least 3 walls of a public bathroom stall.

I think I had food poisoning because I had to paint the stall on my way to work.

by Yourmommaspanties March 9, 2021

Wig painted

someone getting shot in the head blood spatters on to their face or head

Yo son tim got his wig painted

man i heard tim got his wig painted

by steven owns you February 29, 2008

Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety

Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!

by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

Look a Painting

When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.

(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)

Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!

by Lucemans May 27, 2020

builders paint

Semen, particularly semen stains on clothing.

Davor wasn't a painter or decorator but is always covered in builders paint

by stusx10 January 11, 2018