pando

1. To masturbate
2. A choccolate croissant

1. Dude i just had the best pando, pass the tissues
2. I like a pando for breakfast, say now

by no December 12, 2003

Pandora's Box

Pandora was a Greek woman with an extremely large box that was frequently opened by all of the townspeople, (even the women), (the women who liked boxes!). Sometimes Pandora would hold large picnics where she would offer her box to everyone. If they were lucky they would also receive ketchup.

Pandora was very generous with the use of her box, however some people refused because they thought it was dirty as it had been passed around a few too many times! It was quite the Pandora's Box!

Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.

by CockBlocker November 24, 2004

touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005

paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.

British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!

by faffabetaler April 14, 2019

pandolfini

anyone who is a monstrous dick

Yo, that kid is a real Pandolfini.

by LongIslandCool February 17, 2009

Paedofiddled

When you are the victim of a paedophile. It is not the paedophile themselves but instead the victim. The person who has been paedophiddled must be under the age of 18.

Amelia: I'm so gutted i'm eighteen!

George + Adam: Errrrm okay, why!?

Amelia: Cause now I'll never be paedofiddled!

by georgeee123 January 25, 2011

Pandoragasm

When pandora plays so many amazing songs in a row that you feel an orgasm coming on.

While listening to 90s pop radio I had a pandoragasm.

by Kquerry September 11, 2013