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Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.
I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.
by Mike Blumpkin July 30, 2008
mugGet the Blumpkin Pumpkinmug.

pumpkin patch

A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018
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pumpkin face

n. A face that has been cut, carved and disfigured in gang wars or hockey fights etc.
Yo! Dude! That is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. You a Blood or something?

No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.
by gnostic1 October 30, 2010
mugGet the pumpkin facemug.

Smashing Pumpkins

What i feel like doing when people have to add that they hate rap (for false reasons) when talking about a rock band. Rap isnt only about shooting and pimping. Stop watching MTV and then get a better idea of what rap is.
"I hate rap. Its only about guns and prostitutes. The Pumpkins are awesome."
"Yes they are, but youre still a dickhead."
by me January 24, 2005
mugGet the Smashing Pumpkinsmug.

Bumpin' pumpkins

When a female has an exceptionally amazing pair o' tits.
Check out that bitch's rack; she got bumpin' pumpkins bro.
by sailtotheemoon April 28, 2012
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musty pumpkin

Defines overly sunned or over done spray on tan applied to a lady's unwashed meat wafer, whereby said part of the anatomy appears to taken on a Ponceau 4r taint and stinks of a hot day near Grimsby fish market at closing time.
Barry, I met up with this lovely lass for a warm ale and a basket meal at The Rusty Bullet Hole public house in town last night. Unfortunately she'd been down to the beach earlier that day and when we got back to her place, her quim resembled a Musty Pumpkin.
by Jeff_SuperDuper September 12, 2013
mugGet the musty pumpkinmug.

pumpkin biscuit

basically just a random thing to say to someone you don't like
Lilly: "God, Alicia, you're such a pumpkin biscuit!"
Alicia: *cries*
by this_is_my_name February 8, 2008
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